Maybe Baron Foulkes could be Labour's candidate. He could stand on his chum Michael's unimpeacable record. And The Baron needs that third - or is it tenth? - salary.
He could get the law chaged to allow him to sit simultaneously in the Lords. Genius should know no boundaries.
One problem? - would the Martin familly let him stand? I think some auntie has been promised first refusal.
But "The Red Baron of Springburn" - unstoppable. A worthy heir to John MacLean! .
......Unless Carrie Gracie presented the hustings programme